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INDAY JOKES

September 10, 2007

Woohoo! The Super Collection of Inday Jokes is finally here!!! HAHA!!

 

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AMO: Inday, ano ginawa mo sa microwave natin at sumabog?

INDAY: Success is often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much.

AMO: Impostora! Lumayas ka dito!

 

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AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya?

INDAY: I have computed the chair's value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is an accordance with PAS18 on revenue, PAS16 on PPE, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets.

AMO: *fainted*

Si Inday talaga, accountant din pala!

 

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INDAY: Physical and excessive work  may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.

*Sabi ni Inday sa Amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off* Haha!

 

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AMO: Inday, bumili ka nga ng isda. Ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka ngayon. Would you please buy me many fishes for this week's meal?

INDAY: Judging by your statement,  I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes" although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of said aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: What type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? [pauses] Ahh…The meager budget of this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I shall source the staple "ga-lewng-gowng", am I correct?

AMO: LECHE!

 

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Haha. If you have your own Inday Jokes, please please please send 'em to me! 

 

 


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Previous Comments

Drei!!!! Super funny naman toh! Tawa ko ng tawa! Hahahaha! More please! :-)

Posted by Sexy Nomad at September 10, 2007, 10:11 pm

Haha. Yeah, I’ll add more soon! Thanks for teh comment~

Posted by exploreme at September 11, 2007, 1:39 pm

nahulog ako sa upuan ko drei! HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! wala na kong b*tt!! :P

Posted by trish at September 13, 2007, 3:41 pm

Hala, mahirap mawalan ng butt. pano ka mag re-release ng feces nyan?! Haha!

Posted by exploreme at September 14, 2007, 12:45 pm

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